How To Be Miserable For The Rest Of Your Life

How to stay unhappy and ruin your life in 7 simple steps.

Have you ever wanted to be in a constant state of melancholy and sadness? Don’t worry, I got you!

Treat it as a guide on what not to do. Or to do—maybe that’s your life goal.

1. Avoid bonding and relationships

Lock yourself at home. Don’t pick up the phone, don’t text back.

Become a lone wolf focused on your grind. Not seeing anyone but yourself in the mi…